{"product_id":"cowboy-logic-the-wit-and-wisdom-of-kinky-friedman-and-some-of-his-friends","title":"Cowboy Logic: The Wit and Wisdom of Kinky Friedman (and Some of His Friends)","description":"Kinky Friedman is known for many things. He's the irrepressible future Governor of Texas. He is the \"oldest Jew in Texas who doesn't own real estate.\" And he is notorious for his outrageous one-liners. Cowboy Logic is a distillation of the very best. Complimenting Kinky's timeless maxims are illustrations by the brilliant Ace Reid.\n\nKinky's \"Little Red Book\" is a compilation of his hilarious, insightful, and raunchy one-liners. Organized into sections including: Cowboy Logic; Things You Would Never Hear a Real Texan Say; Blessings, Curses, \u0026amp; Other Observations on the Condition of Our Condition; All Politics is Yokel; Kinky on Kinky; The Continuing Adventures of God \u0026amp; Man; Treasures \u0026amp; Pleasures; Advice to People Who Are Happier Than I am; The Great State of Texas; Love, Marriage \u0026amp; Other Hopeless Causes; Writing for Fun \u0026amp; Prophet; and Animal Crackers.\n\nSome of Kinky's bon mots include:\n\nThere's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I believe I snorted it in 1976.\n\nWhen the horse dies--get off.\n\nAlways respect your superiors, if you have any.\n\nWhere there's a will, there's a lawyer.\n\nA happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.\n\nTrust me. I'm a Jew. I'll hire good people.\n\nHappiness is a moving target.\n\nAs the old cowboy philosophy of life sums it up \"Hang on tight, spur hard, and let'er buck.\"\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0312331568\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: PKV.0312331568.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Friedman, Kinky\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: A well-loved companion. Corners and cover might show a little wear, and you could find some notes or highlights. The dust jacket might be MIA, it might have been a library book and extras aren't guaranteed—but the story's all there!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Aspen Book Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51324103590175,"sku":"PKV.0312331568.G","price":2.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0894\/0470\/3007\/files\/0312331568-0.jpg?v=1761325940","url":"https:\/\/www.aspenbookco.com\/products\/cowboy-logic-the-wit-and-wisdom-of-kinky-friedman-and-some-of-his-friends","provider":"Aspen Book Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}