{"product_id":"crappy-childrens-art","title":"Crappy Children's Art","description":"Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids.\n\nFrom the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size.\n\nWhat people are saying about Maddox and Crappy Children's Art:\n\n“You’re a menace to healthy development in children.”\n\n“You’re right up there with Hitler, who destroyed thousands of kids’ lives by taking out their parents in concentration camps.”\n\n“Saying you are better than a child just makes you a coward.”\n\n“No one said you had to look at the artwork from your co-worker’s kids. To make an entire book to bash it? Sad.”\n\n“would u like it if u were, like, 4, nd u do a picture nd u work on it for ages, nd u feel really proud, nd ur parents put it in their office, then sum asshole goes and says it’s crap, nd says it’s an F grade. Think about it.”\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1439182884\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: PKV.1439182884.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Maddox\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: A well-loved companion. Corners and cover might show a little wear, and you could find some notes or highlights. The dust jacket might be MIA, it might have been a library book and extras aren't guaranteed—but the story's all there!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Aspen Book Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51634387026207,"sku":"PKV.1439182884.G","price":2.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0894\/0470\/3007\/files\/1439182884-0.jpg?v=1771089106","url":"https:\/\/www.aspenbookco.com\/products\/crappy-childrens-art","provider":"Aspen Book Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}