{"product_id":"how-to-be-a-nit","title":"How to be a Nit","description":"Ever dreamed of dominating the poker table without ever actually playing a hand? Welcome to How to Be a Nit, a quick, ultimate (and completely ridiculous) guide to becoming the tightest, most conservative player the game has ever known. This masterpiece pulls you into the world of poker’s most misunderstood hero: the nit, a champion of folding, a virtuoso of passivity, and the last person anyone wants at their table.\n\nInside, you’ll \"learn\" how to: Master the Fold: Because every hand is a bad hand when you have the heart of a nit Crush the Competition by Doing Nothing: Let the maniacs self-destruct while you sip your soda in smug satisfaction Weaponize Your Boredom: Use your turtle-paced strategy to frustrate opponents into reckless mistakes Play Poker Without Actually Playing: Become a legend by sitting out, folding, and waiting until the blinds are worth more than your dignity Apply Nit Wisdom to Real Life: Why take risks when you can do... absolutely nothing?\nHow to Be a Nit offers absurd \"advice\" on how to avoid excitement, evade risk, and let everyone else lose so you can walk away a \"winner.\" It’s perfect for anyone who knows the game, loves a good laugh, or secretly enjoys being the most boring person at the table.\n\nPerfect for: Poker players with a sense of humor (and a love of folding) Fans of satire, sarcasm, and people who take nothing seriously Anyone who’s ever been called a nit and decided to lean all the way in\nPick up this book, sit back, and fold your way to greatness. Or don’t—it’s not like we’re taking any risks here.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0DHYHP163\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: PKV.B0DHYHP163.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Stün, Antonius Kingsley\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: A well-loved companion. Corners and cover might show a little wear, and you could find some notes or highlights. The dust jacket might be MIA, it might have been a library book and extras aren't guaranteed—but the story's all there!  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Aspen Book Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51498760044831,"sku":"PKV.B0DHYHP163.G","price":2.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0894\/0470\/3007\/files\/B0DHYHP163-0.jpg?v=1767286650","url":"https:\/\/www.aspenbookco.com\/products\/how-to-be-a-nit","provider":"Aspen Book Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}